My fetlife admirer has written another, quite chunky piece of poetry, this time about strap-on play.
Here is what he says:
Oh, I really love this kind of toys and anal play.
This pic of yours even provided some inspiration for my kinky poetry
And this kinky poem of mine is about anal play harlotry.
And it is called:
Butt-plug-Joe ‘n the Strapon-Ma’am
(This kinky poem is a kinky sing-along poem and it is best sung karaoke-style to the song Cotton-eye-Joe by Rednex. It is the number one hit song for any kinky party allowing for karaoke. Link to the looped Karaoke-version: https://looptube.io/?videoId=xjbir0VQSWg)
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If it hadn’t been for the Butt-plug Joe
I’d have pegged him long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, oh Butt-plug Joe? [x4]
I wore my plug wherever I went
The peepers’ cocks were quite upward bent
They all peeped ‘n gazed and all would know:
Oh, there’s the damn pervy butt plug-joe
If it hadn’t been for the Butt-plug Joe
I’d have pegged him long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, oh Butt-plug Joe? [x2]
And when I enter those cowboy saloons
With my bare balls big like balloons
My balls inflated by vacuum
All around will immediately cum
If it hadn’t been for the Butt-plug Joe
I’d have pegged him long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, oh Butt-plug Joe? [x5]
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Oh wow, look, there’s a Strapon-Ma’am
‘N she’s gonna peg me hard, goddamn!
Who did she bang with, who did she peg?
Why is there lube above her leg? [x4]
Oh, pretty mistress gimme a ride
And your strap-on in my butt shall glide
I got nothing but my chaps ‘n my hat
Just like a cowboy, so scantily clad
Oh wow, look, there’s a Strapon-Ma’am
‘N she’s gonna peg me hard, goddamn!
Who did she bang with, who did she peg?
Why is there lube above her leg? [x2]
Oh, lovely Mistress use my butt
Because I’m such an anal slut
Your strap-on I’ll take in my ass
Whether it’s made o’ rubber or glass
Oh wow, look, there’s a Strapon-Ma’am
‘N she’s gonna peg me hard, goddamn!
Who did she bang with, who did she peg?
Why is there lube above her leg? [x5]
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If it hadn’t been for the anal Bill
She’d been gone across the hill
Where did you come from, my little bill?
Damn boy, her strap-on his butt will fill! [x4]
I wanna feel you inside o’ me
In public for everyone to see
A pony tail’s between my buttocks
And I‘d even suck all your rubber cocks
If it hadn’t been for the anal Bill
She’d been gone across the hill
Where did you come from, my little bill?
Damn boy, her strap-on his butt will fill! [x2]
I’ll twirl that tail on any dancefloor
Because I’m such an anal whore
And when I’m wearing my speculum
On the dancefloor, every peeper will cum
If it hadn’t been for the anal Bill
She’d been gone across the hill
Where did you come from, my little bill?
Damn boy, her strap-on his butt will fill! [x5]
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Butt-plug-Joe ‘n the Strap-on-Ma’am
Oh, she pegs him hard, goddamn!
Her cock is hard and his ass is tight
She stretches asses large and wide [x4]
I twirl my tail like a hurricane-storm
And dance all night ‘cause my butt is so strong
My plug is my tool, beats I don’t shun
But all I have come for is anal fun
Butt-plug-Joe ‘n the Strap-on-Ma’am
Oh, she pegs him hard, goddamn!
Her cock is hard and his ass is tight
She stretches asses large and wide [x2]
My butt’s squeaky clean like a laboratory
Your biggest toys I’ll take all, no worry
And if there’s one that’s still too big
Whip me hard, ‘till I squeal like a pig
Butt-plug-Joe ‘n the Strap-on-Ma’am
Oh, she pegs him hard, goddamn!
Her cock is hard and his ass is tight
She stretches asses large and wide [x5]
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Butt-plug-Joe ‘n the Strap-on-Ma’am
Oh, she pegs him hard, goddamn!
Her cock is hard and his ass is tight
She stretches asses large and wide [x4]
Your dildo-pole I’ll take in my rear
Moaning loud ‘n for everyone to hear
My butt is wide, and even maybe
You could use your foot to fuck me
Butt-plug-Joe ‘n the Strap-on-Ma’am
Oh, she pegs him hard, goddamn!
Her cock is hard and his ass is tight
She stretches asses large and wide [x2]
And when I’m sitting on my biggest toy
It hardly goes in, more lube! Oh boy!
Sit down, ‘n on my shoulder rest your legs
Like a harsh domme whose anal slut she pegs
Butt-plug-Joe ‘n the Strap-on-Ma’am
Oh, she pegs him hard, goddamn!
Her cock is hard and his ass is tight
She stretches asses large and wide [x5]
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Oh wow, look, there’s a Fisting-Ma’am
‘N she’s gonna fist me hard, goddamn!
Who did she bang with, who did she fist?
Why is there lube all on her wrist? [x4]
And if that’s still not enough
Oh heck, that’s gonna be really tough:
Try fisting and pegging together
For anal acrobats: Oh, what a pleasure!
Oh wow, look, there’s a Fisting-Ma’am
‘N she’s gonna fist me hard, goddamn!
Who did she bang with, who did she fist?
Why is there lube all on her wrist? [x2]
Let another gay stud join in the fun
Or perhaps even your bisexual hun
Wearing your medical fisting gloves
While in my butt his cock he shoves
Oh wow, look, there’s a Fisting-Ma’am
‘N she’s gonna fist me hard, goddamn!
Who did she bang with, who did she fist?
Why is there lube all on her wrist? [x5]
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Oh wow, look, there’s a Fisting-Ma’am
‘N she’s gonna fist me hard, goddamn!
Who did she bang with, who did she fist?
Why is there lube all on her wrist? [x4]
While having still your fist in my butt
You jerk him off inside o’ my gut
While I’m tied onto a solid gyn-chair
With a gaping ass ‘n without any hair
Oh wow, look, there’s a Fisting-Ma’am
‘N she’s gonna fist me hard, goddamn!
Who did she bang with, who did she fist?
Why is there lube all on her wrist? [x2]
In a darkroom, for few to see
Your fist’s so deep inside of me
I’m moaning ‘n groaning, my legs wide apart
You can feel the beat o’ my heart
Oh wow, look, there’s a Fisting-Ma’am
‘N she’s gonna fist me hard, goddamn!
Who did she bang with, who did she fist?
Why is there lube all on her wrist? [x5]
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(End of part 1)
For you, lovely Lady Joanna
I’ll do any anal extravaganza
©Kinky poetry by Arkhengyr
(With some inspiration provided by the footage above)
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